The first time I shaved my
pussy, I was 18 years old and didn’t have a clue about pubic hair pruning. I
tried to make a heart design using a disposable razor and some soap. I drew the
heart-shaped outline on my skin with a black eyeliner, and started hacking
away. The pressure of having to do it quickly (us kids were always fighting
over bathroom time) with a dull and clumsy tool led to a completely botched
shave. I had a few weeks of uncomfortable itching while the hair grew back.
Since then I have perfected my
shaving technique and trimming my pussy hair is part of daily grooming, right
up there with shaving my legs and underarms. Singer Sinead O’Connor has made
the shaved head look “in” for women. Shaved genitals, on the other hand, have
never made it to the pages of Vogue magazine, but I believe this fetish is on
the rise.
What makes a shaved pussy such
a turn on? For some, it’s a return to the bare days of innocent youth. There’s
nothing quite like bending over your boyfriend’s knee and having him finger
your smooth slit to make a good girl go bad.
Others get turned on by the
view. With no bush to hide behind, all the luscious folds and intricacies of a
woman’s sex are exposed. Being able to see the arch of the mons, the puffy
outer lips (labia majora) and the delicate inner lips (labia minora) that curve
like the petals of a flower up and around the tip of the clitoris is a
beautiful sight. For many women, shaving their pussy may be the first time they
ever really take a good look at what’s “down there.” And if her man is doing
the shaving, it might be his first time to truly admire her jewel box.
The act of shaving a lover is
intimate in itself. Whether you’re a hardcore shaved twat enthusiast, or simply
out for an unusual erotic adventure, shaving someone else’s genitalia is a
bonding experience. It requires a steady hand, a sharp razor and a big dose of
tender loving care. Setting the mood for a close clipping is also an important
pleasure factor. Is it going to be a slow, sensual shave in the bedroom? Will
it be a playful bathtub activity? Or will it be an illicit forced shave scene?
There are many ways to shave a
lover, but the most common is with shaving cream and a safety razor. Some folks
enjoy the tingle of menthol cream and some don’t, so the choice is up to you. A
good lathering with soap has also been known to work, but nothing gets those
hairs to stand at attention like a quality shaving cream. Never use chemical
hair removal cream on the genitals because it will severely irritate the skin,
not to mention that it smells terrible.
While the thought of using a
straight edge razor for a shaving session sounds exciting, it is not recommended
for a genital shave unless you have won the Experienced Barber of the Year
award. Safety razors are the easiest to use. The cheapo ten-for-a-dollar
disposable razors tend to snag hair and nick skin, so pick a moderately priced
one that comes with replaceable blades. The new models with the pivoting heads
are my favorite. Make sure to start out with a fresh, sharp blade, since
dragging a dull blade across sensitive skin is not pleasant.
There are a few electric
razors made for women to shave legs and underarms that work well because of their
streamlined design. Some can even be used in the bathtub. The best one is
Panasonic’s Smooth Operator, which can be used in the shower. It also has a
special bikini attachment, great for a pubic shave. Traditional men’s electric
shavers are too cumbersome to maneuver around tender skin folds. The biggest
drawback to electric razors is the fact that they don’t shave as close as a
blade.
Once you’ve chosen the tools,
it’s time to pick a style. You may choose to shave it all off, shave the lips
but not the mons, just trim around the bikini line, or create some elaborate
designs. If you’re dealing with an extremely hairy pussy, and you’re planning
on shaving it all off, you may want to crop the hair fairly close to the skin
with a pair of scissors first. Shaving just the pussy lips and leaving the
triangle intact, popular among erotic dancers and sex workers, is known as the
Ice Cream Cone cut.
Many women simply like to
follow their natural hairline, trimming only the unruly bits that peek out from
the sides of their bikinis. Shaping the pubic hair into a heart or diamond
requires precision barber’s shears and some experience, but the technique can
be perfected with practice.
With some hot water nearby to
rinse off the blade between strokes, begin shaving using downward strokes,
always going with the direction of the hair follicle. Shaving “against the
grain” my help rid every last bit of stubble, but it increases the chances of
getting ingrown hairs when the hair grows back. For women, the skin between her
legs is sensitive but durable. Obviously, you must be careful when shaving her
cunt, but the outer lips are thick and can stand some pressure from a blade.
Shaving the perineum, the distance between the vagina and anus, and around her
asshole will take very careful attention.
For men, getting shaved is a
bit trickier. The scrotum needs to be stretched taut to ensure a close shave.
Use the fingers of one hand to gently hold a section of skin at a time, while
shaving it with the other. Don’t press down too hard either with the razor or
with your hand, since a guy’s balls are incredibly sensitive to pressure.
Should the shave get nicked, no need for alarm. Just stick a bit of tissue on
the cut and apply gentle pressure.
My shaving method has greatly
improved since the time I was 18; I’ve shaved and been shaved and found every
trimming to be a unique experience. But of all the shavers I have known, Dan
was the best.
I was working as a waitress in
this bohemian café, and every morning the guy with the shaved head would come
in for breakfast. He was very good looking, with dark eyes and chiseled
cheekbones. I noticed that his hands were always very clean and his fingernails
were neatly trimmed. Perfect for going down my pants, I’d sometimes think to
myself. And every day as I’d watch him leave the café with his slight cowboy swagger,
I admit, I undressed him with my eyes. I was determined to get this guy into
bed.
Every day we’d make a little
pleasant conversation. At first about the weather, the changes in the Soviet
Union, what books we’d read. Then one day I asked him why he shaved his head.
He ran his hand over his baldness, and told me he initially did it on a dare.
“But then I got really into doing it every day,” he said. “I’ve even
experimented shaving other parts of my body, just to see what it would feel
like.”
Business was slow and so I sat
down at his table, and with this virtual stranger I shared a few of my most
prized sexual secrets about shaving.
“You enjoy having your pussy
shaved?” he asked boldly.
“Yeah,” I smiled coyly, “but
I’m always the one who suggests it. I’d like somebody to just do me once in a
while.” This seemed like a good time to give him my phone number.
At 3:30 p.m., I walked out the
door looking forward to going home and taking a shower, and there he was.
“I thought about calling you,
but I decided I’d rather just follow you home,’ he said. We got back to my
place and I told him I needed to take a shower. I was in my bedroom undressing
when he barged in and threw me on the bed. He reached in his back pocket and
pulled out a razor and a can of shaving cream from his coat.
“Spread your legs,” he
ordered.
Without even kissing me, he
squirted a handful of cream out of the can and began smearing it all over my
cunt. Slowly he rubbed it over the top of my pussy and then down on my lips,
paying special attention to the soft spot where my thigh meets the pink, and
down around my asshole. I thought I was going to melt. Then he took the razor
and leisurely shaved off every single hair, with graceful expertise. I lay
there, completely still, wishing that he would stick his tongue inside me.
When pussy hair had been
completely removed, he took me by the hand and led me into the bathroom, and
started the water running. He took off his clothes and we both got in. With the
hot water streaming down our faces, he finally kissed me and started squeezing
my tits with his hands. I reached over to stroke his cock and my hand brushed
against his silky, clean-shaven balls! His kisses trailed down my neck, over my
nipples, down my stomach to my freshly bared pussy. He got down on his knees
and began tonguing my clit, spreading my cunt lips apart with his fingers.
Without the hair to make a buffer zone around my pussy, I could feel every
flick of his tongue with incredible sensation. In seconds I was shuddering and
cumming all over his face. I dug my fingers into his shoulder trying to keep my
balance, but my orgasm was so intense that I slowly sank to my knees,
collapsing in his arms.
Then he stood up, making his
cock level with my mouth, and I instinctively took him in my mouth. With my
other hand I played with his velvety skin. I ran my tongue down the length of
his cock and over his balls. The more I licked them, the more he rocked back
and forth, grinding his crotch into my face. I jacked off his cock with my hand
and took his balls in my mouth, gently sucking on them and then licking them
with lollipop strokes. His muscles tensed up and his fingers grabbed my hair
when he came in thick spurts all over my face. The sensation of his warm cum
running down my cheeks mixed with the hot water at the same time, is nearly
indescribable.
We spent the rest of the
evening in bed, eating chocolate ice cream and admiring each other’s satiny
smooth skin. In fact, we even ate the ice cream off of each other’s bodies, and
we never had to worry about getting a hair in our dessert.
—Isabella B.